thesuitelifeofcgods:

What’s wrong with having two dads? America had fore-fathers! 

tagged → #humor #history

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

 

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

david: Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”

david:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”

tagged → #omfg #humor #excellent
geeky-and-proud: therighteous-cas: mamaleh6994: tenuousthirdspace: This is actually brilliant.  This is the only John Green cameo I’ll get behind. reblogging so john green can find this 

geeky-and-proud:

therighteous-cas:

mamaleh6994:

tenuousthirdspace:

This is actually brilliant. 

This is the only John Green cameo I’ll get behind.

reblogging so john green can find this 

incurableotaku:

rawrbeccasaurusrex:

itsmeloony:

iblamecolin:

rainbowballz:

why aren’t cloaks popular

I would wear the fuck out of cloaks man

you could just swish dramatically out of boring conversations

We could make cloaks popular, people, I mean look at the notes on this. If everyone who liked/reblogged this wore a cloak we could start a trend!

it’s likely none of us go outside

They make a depressingly good point.

tagged → #cloaks #fashion
floralita: this-state-of-grace: odd-teens: katurzyna: moaka: chachipistachis: pantslesswrock: minstreloffire: little-black-bear: Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry. THIS IS SO COOL wow is this ever relevant Took me a second. I love this so much. OMFG I FINALLY GET IT wow i love this, took me a while though LOL  i do not get it! Someone explain! took me about 5 minutes to get aw i love this so much

floralita:

this-state-of-grace:

odd-teens:

katurzyna:

moaka:

chachipistachis:

pantslesswrock:

minstreloffire:

little-black-bear:

Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.

THIS IS SO COOL

wow is this ever relevant

Took me a second.

I love this so much.

OMFG I FINALLY GET IT

wow i love this, took me a while though LOL 

i do not get it! Someone explain!

took me about 5 minutes to get

aw i love this so much

tagged → #poetry #visual poetry
Tumblr Code.

wild-hearts-4ever:

elizabethmaaryxo:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president

that is going to be hard to see me, knowing I don’t even leave my room.

spread this

tagged → #tracking #reference

mybunnynietzsche:

kirakirahanabi:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

anondracomalfoy:

bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.

And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points

and then there was umbridge

UMBRIDGE

kingforhermione:

firetruckingpotter:

evisceratedarchangel:

saving-myself-first:

brokethoseheartsofcinnamon:

thelordvoldemort:

starshine-automaton:

melissa-inthetardis:

harrypottersmum:

sorry

Go under the stairs and think about what you just did.

GO UNDER THE STAIRS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST DID

This actually made me cry a tear or two.

It started out cute and funny, then it ripped my heart out.

I’m not even a huge Potter fan but THAT WAS WRONG

It started out so sweet and adorable you prick

I would like to give you a special fuck you for the ending WHY

DOBBY YOU ARE A FREE ELF AND YOU LIVE IN ALL OF US, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE YOU LIE.

mindi-tron: This is perfect.

mindi-tron:

This is perfect.

tagged → #reading
laragh: Adam’s trying to kill you with his mind, Tony is terrified it will actually work and will be killed from the reflection in the camera, Charisma’s annoyed the boys aren’t paying attention to her and Amber’s just plotting to take over the whole damn world

laragh:

Adam’s trying to kill you with his mind, Tony is terrified it will actually work and will be killed from the reflection in the camera, Charisma’s annoyed the boys aren’t paying attention to her and Amber’s just plotting to take over the whole damn world

Willow: Malcolm… Moloch… Whatever he’s called. The one boy that’s really liked me and he’s a demon robot. What does that say about me?
Buffy: It doesn’t say anything about you.
Willow: I mean, I thought I was really falling…

wordsandzombies: itsgonnabejemmiebee: But most of all - has all the words they never said to people, all the words they couldn’t have said but should have said. UM NAH TBH I JUST REALLY LIKE BUFFY

wordsandzombies:

itsgonnabejemmiebee:

But most of all - has all the words they never said to people, all the words they couldn’t have said but should have said.

UM NAH TBH I JUST REALLY LIKE BUFFY

  • Friend: *rants about problem*
  • Me: Ohhhh!! Like in that episode of Buffy, where...
  • Friend: *asks random question*
  • Me: Well, in season 2, Buffy did...
  • Friend: *breathes*
  • Me: Oh! Like in Buffy, where...